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S1 E15Unfinished Business

NNarrator

[about Elmyra] Although the diver is alone in the bottom, all of our ancestors partake in this death-defying risk.

[the full version of "I Could Choke On A Grape" plays as the screen transitions to Fifi's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Skunk Goddess, relaxing on the floor of her palace in Ancient Greece whilst resting her right hand behind her head and her left hand on her growing belly, as Plucky's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Duck Servant, who is dressed up in a light blue and bright green toga, fans her with a large pink fan, and Hamton's Ancient Greek ancestor, the Pig Servant, who is also dressed up in a light blue and bright green toga, feeds her grapes as her favorite food]

SGSkunk Goddess

[to the audience] I could choke on a grape.

GGod

So Harvey, this is where we came in. Any questions?

HHarvey

Uh, yeah. Uh, how come he's, he's not wearing any pants?

GGod

Harvey! Oh no! It's worse then I thought. Buster's about to throw himself out of the picture.

HHarvey

Uh-oh.

HHarvey

Thinking about throwing yourself out of the picture, eh?

So what if I am? Who cares? I wish I was never on Tiny Toons.

HHarvey

[Harvey's ears zap] Ya got your wish. There's no Buster Bunny on Tiny Toons.

You're out of your mind. Warners would never let me off my contract. [Lightning suddenly strikes his contract]

That reminds me, I'm still mad at you. What were you whispering to her about anyway?

CCher

[Buster starts to speak, but then Cher cuts in] He wanted to know what to get you for Christmas.

Oh. [Chuckles nervously] So what she suggest, a tatoo?

No, this! [Plants a spectacular kiss on Babs, then twirls her back to her feet]

Oh. [melts in joy]

BHBuster [heard offscreen as he opens the fridge]

What'll it be boys? Juice? Milk? Soda?

Or...

A cold one?

You mean?

That's beer!

What are you thinking, Buster?

Let's drink it!

PHPlucky and Hamton

Drink it?!

But Buster, this isn't like you!

I Know, but in this episode, we're showing the evils of alcohol.

So, uh, don't you guys drink beer?

Uh... only on a full stomach.

Well, what are we waitin' for? (As he opens the door and walks outside) Come on!

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