Tiny Toon Adventures · Season 1
[Beeper zooms up and give Buster and Babs two Carrot and Mushroom pizza's]
Meep Meep!
What took you so fast? [gives Beeper money for the pizza]
Beep Beep! [runs off]
Little Beeper is a guy who adds new meaning to the expression "fast foods". [takes a bite of pizza]
But his line of work has real hazards.
Particularly, the one called Calamity Coyote.
[Calamity is looking up info on roadrunners on his computer]
Roadrunner's are very vain & can not resist mirrors.
[Calamity eats lots of meat lover's pizza, rubs and pats his huge, swollen belly, then fakes out a heart attack and calls the hospital, as Buster and Babs arrive in an ambulance]
Well toonsters. That's it for part time jobs. [He and Babs carry Calamity in the ambulance]
Because keeping Calamity healthy is a full time job. Hit it Beeper!
[Beeper in the drivers seat mimics a siren sound]
So long.
[Ambulance drives off as Beeper appears in a black background as the cartoon closes]
Beep Beep! [runs off]
Bachelor number two. We're at an expensive restaurant, and you find you've forgotten your wallet. Who was the twelfth president of the United States?
Guys, when dealing with a date's parent, small talk is unavoidable. Rule #9: Pick a topic you're comfortable with! [to Babs' dad] Gee, sir, you must displace a great deal of water when submerged!
Excuse moi sort of nerdy coyote, but did you see a boy skunk come by?
[Calamity shakes his head "no"]
Le sigh. Alone again. Natural boo. [sobs and walks off]
[Calamity feels sorry for Fifi as Beeper scares him mimicking a car horn. Calamity jumps up and falls down]
Ha ha ha ha! [runs off backwards mocking Calamity in sing-song voice] Na-na-na-na-na!
[Beeper crashes into a parking meter]
Now Elmyra, can you tell me how to use trigonometry when animating a dog in a catfight?
First, you animate the animals, paying attention to the soft furry coats on each one, and then you put them to cuddly parts, so you want to squeeze them, and love them, and hug them forever! Oh, and you also use trigonometry.
That's very sweet...and very [moves her head close to Elmyra] WRONG! 12,000 page-term paper due Monday.
[after the octopi chant Yo-ho-ho. Yo!] Must they yo-ho-ho so much?
Would you rather they sang the score of Annie?
Carry on.
What if you have a friend who isn't popular? Should you try and change them?
I suppose this means I don't get an A in the course.
[An angry Bugs stomps forward, frightening him off]
So you're a detective. A shamus. A sleuth. A P.I. A peeper.
And you must be a thesaurus.
Oh, zat is so sad!
Will you do it, Fifi?
Of course I will. [sniffling] Oh, ze poor leetle child! [cries]
I may be witty, I most certainly am pretty, but I am NOT A KITTY!
Coupe de Ville! I have been juiced!
P-p-p-please, You have to let me on your show! I've got to keep my wife in glitter paint!
[Roger pulls out a frying pan and starts hitting himself on the head with it]
Look! I'm wacky! Zany! Toony!
[Trap door opens under Roger and he falls in, screaming]
We're auditioning new characters for the show.
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