Now, Chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time? Chrissy, what's bothering you? What... Chrissy! What?
Oh, it must be Mr. Rogers. His secretary's out sick and I'm substituting for her this week.
Oh, is he giving you a rough time?
Oh, I just can't keep up with him!
He dictates too fast?
It's not his dictation, it's his hands. The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus.
What?
The explorer.
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