A character in Three's Company
Played by Joyce DeWitt
Three's Company · 34 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Three's Company: in 8 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Chrissy (7), Jack (3)
You can't sit here while we get undressed.
Oh, I'm sorry. Will the view be better if I stand? [hiccups]
Janet[shooing him out] Go cure your hiccups.
Whatever happened to the sexual revolution?
Your side lost.
[about Chrissy] Everywhere you look, she's a girl.
JanetWhat am I, a gorilla?
No, no. You're very... bright.
JanetOh. More like a chimp?
JanetYou know, Chrissy, there was something about that Karen that I didn't like.
She's a very beautiful girl.
JanetThat was it.
JanetNow, Chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time? Chrissy, what's bothering you? What... Chrissy! What?
Oh, it must be Mr. Rogers. His secretary's out sick and I'm substituting for her this week.
JanetOh, is he giving you a rough time?
Oh, I just can't keep up with him!
JanetHe dictates too fast?
It's not his dictation, it's his hands. The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus.
JanetWhat?
The explorer.
JanetHey, how come we get the Sunday paper delivered? We don't have a subscription.
Oh, I don't know, I heard it land on the front balcony this morning, so I went out and got it. Ah, you know, that paper boy was so thoughtful, he waited for me to bend over and pick it up before he rode away.
What are we gonna do about the rent? We can't go on avoiding Roper forever.
JanetWhat about that boss of yours? The one that's always chasing you around. Think you can get an advance out of him?
Only if I let him catch me.
JanetOh, gee, Chrissy, I hope you don't have that same problem I had last week with Bob.
What problem?
JanetWell, he kept looking for a parking place for his hand.
Ugh. When will a guy realize that when a girl says no she really means no?
JanetRight.
Except when she means maybe.
JanetYou know we can't afford to eat all kinds of food every night.
Especially with one of us not working.
Oh, you don't have to spare my feelings, Chrissy. Why don't you just come right out and say it? We all know which one of us is not working.
All right. You're the one that's not working.
That hurt. You got a mean streak in you, Chrissy.
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