Chrissy quotes from Three's Company

Chrissy

You can't sit here while we get undressed.

Jack

Oh, I'm sorry. Will the view be better if I stand? [hiccups]

Janet

[shooing him out] Go cure your hiccups.

Jack

Whatever happened to the sexual revolution?

Chrissy

Your side lost.

Janet

You know, Chrissy, there was something about that Karen that I didn't like.

Chrissy

She's a very beautiful girl.

Janet

That was it.

Chrissy

[after leaving the puppy at the Ropers] Well, she has a parakeet, and I figure anyone that loves parakeets must love dogs.

Jack

What about Mr. Roper?

Chrissy

Well I guess she loves him too, otherwise she would have left him a long time ago.

Janet

Now, Chrissy, what's making you walk in your sleep this time? Chrissy, what's bothering you? What... Chrissy! What?

Chrissy

Oh, it must be Mr. Rogers. His secretary's out sick and I'm substituting for her this week.

Janet

Oh, is he giving you a rough time?

Chrissy

Oh, I just can't keep up with him!

Janet

He dictates too fast?

Chrissy

It's not his dictation, it's his hands. The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus.

Janet

What?

Chrissy

The explorer.

Chrissy

You know Jack did the right thing. Fighting is uncivilized. You know, if women ran the world, there'd be none of these stupid wars.

Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death.

Janet

Hey, how come we get the Sunday paper delivered? We don't have a subscription.

Chrissy

Oh, I don't know, I heard it land on the front balcony this morning, so I went out and got it. Ah, you know, that paper boy was so thoughtful, he waited for me to bend over and pick it up before he rode away.

Chrissy

What are we gonna do about the rent? We can't go on avoiding Roper forever.

Janet

What about that boss of yours? The one that's always chasing you around. Think you can get an advance out of him?

Chrissy

Only if I let him catch me.

Janet

Oh, gee, Chrissy, I hope you don't have that same problem I had last week with Bob.

Chrissy

What problem?

Janet

Well, he kept looking for a parking place for his hand.

Chrissy

Ugh. When will a guy realize that when a girl says no she really means no?

Janet

Right.

Chrissy

Except when she means maybe.

Chrissy

[realizes Jack is flirting with Veronica] Oh, am I interrupting something?

Jack

I hope so!

Janet

You know we can't afford to eat all kinds of food every night.

Chrissy

Especially with one of us not working.

Jack

Oh, you don't have to spare my feelings, Chrissy. Why don't you just come right out and say it? We all know which one of us is not working.

Chrissy

All right. You're the one that's not working.

Jack

That hurt. You got a mean streak in you, Chrissy.