A character in Three's Company
Played by John Ritter
Three's Company · 34 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Three's Company: in 6 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Chrissy (4), Janet (3)
You can't sit here while we get undressed.
JackOh, I'm sorry. Will the view be better if I stand? [hiccups]
[shooing him out] Go cure your hiccups.
JackWhatever happened to the sexual revolution?
Your side lost.
Jack[about Chrissy] Everywhere you look, she's a girl.
What am I, a gorilla?
JackNo, no. You're very... bright.
Oh. More like a chimp?
[after leaving the puppy at the Ropers] Well, she has a parakeet, and I figure anyone that loves parakeets must love dogs.
JackWhat about Mr. Roper?
Well I guess she loves him too, otherwise she would have left him a long time ago.
[realizes Jack is flirting with Veronica] Oh, am I interrupting something?
JackI hope so!
You know we can't afford to eat all kinds of food every night.
Especially with one of us not working.
JackOh, you don't have to spare my feelings, Chrissy. Why don't you just come right out and say it? We all know which one of us is not working.
All right. You're the one that's not working.
JackThat hurt. You got a mean streak in you, Chrissy.
[Jack has been offered a job as a nude model]
JackI don't think I wanna do this.
Ashamed of your body?
JackOf course not. It's just I have certain principles and there's some things I will not do. And one of them is...
Did you come here to debate or to make ten bucks an hour?
JackOh, where do I get undressed?
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