This Movie Sucks! quotes

Nice short commute to work, good thing no one would suspect that's a secret facility all those guys in white lab coats are running to!

By the way, solenoids, the super high-tech part of the ship, sell on eBay for about 25 bucks.

And why are you slinking around? Its a public street, there is nothing suspicious about two kids walking on the street. Its like a guy wearing a toupee, nobody thinks anything if he is bald, but they all point if he is wearing a toupee!

Hey, there pointing their guns at each other.

Its a subpoena, his ex-wife wants custody, something about putting their kids in repeated danger.

I like how they do not ask for ID or anything, boy, was this before 9/11.

Any publicity is good publicity, unless your in the clergy.

Back at the alien base, Yamanaka refuses to cooperate with the aliens plan, so they force him and his annoying kids into the thought eradicator, which doesn't make sense because they need his thoughts to build the spaceship. You know, the space ship they need to conquer space despite already having a spaceship that can conquer space. Did anyone bother reading the script before they filmed this crap?

Note to aliens: Hmm... might be a good idea that get doors that lock from the inside.

Hey, your the guy who keeps screwing with our laundry. Get him!

Starman, a body of steel, fists of lightning, and the battle skills of the Three Stooges.

Hey, he dropped it over the side, apparently there is air and gravity in space.

Orbit EF? Gee!

Oh, you went there.

Actually, he does, go around it. Space is big!

Quickly, fire the stock footage!