Faith: And then my partner Bosco, he was like Mr. Cool when he got the assignment, he flew right up to anti-crime, you know. He leaves me to bounce around with whoever no body else wants to be with and then when everything goes wrong, who does he come back to? Me, I gotta fix everything. My partner, he dumps me and this upstairs, loud mouth, high riding, corrupt cop turns my partner into a criminal.
S5 E6Surrender
S5 E7Payback
Dr. Chow (to Cruz): Do we have a deal?
Cruz: Yes.
Burns: No.
Cruz: What are you, 15 years old? I'm trying to get a serial rapist and you're holding it up for a prostitution charge?
Burns: Oh, it's not just the prostitution. It's insurance fraud, Medicare....
Cruz: Where are all the real ADAs, huh?
Carlos: Doc, this wasn't Eugene's fault.
Doc: Listen, if there's anything that implicates him, I'm writing him up!
Carlos: Well, I guess you gotta spend your time doing something.
Burns (to Cruz): I may be young, but Clarence Darrow couldn't convince a jury this was rape.
Cruz: But it was!
Burns: And they took payment for it, never reported it, no rape kit, no physical evidence. I'm gonna DP this case until you can get more evidence.
Swersky: Cut him loose.
Monroe: No! Hang on. What do we tell the girls?
Burns: To get a new profession.
Cruz: This happened to me!
Burns: What?
Cruz: This happened to me, too...He raped me when I was undercover.
Cruz: I bet they're adding a "breasts and badges don't mix" chapter to that patrol guide.
Cruz: I should've fought harder.
Monroe: None of this was your fault. None of it. You gotta know that.
S5 E8Fury
Trust me. Kim doesn't need coffee to make her irritable.
Davis (to Sully): I've got a multiple choice for you. Did you and Judge Halsted: A. Kiss and say goodnight. B. Have breakfast together...
Or C. None your damn business.
DDoc
I don't lie.
What?
DDoc
You were saying that, uh, I was lying to all y'all. But I don't lie.
What are you talking about?
DDoc
I'm back because I want to be back.
No, you're back because you crossed the line with Eugene.
DDoc
No. I told the truth. Eugene killed Taylor.
Doc, you got to talk to someone. A professional.
DDoc
About what?
You purposely ran over someone today!
DDoc
He was shooting at Sully and Davis!
So, what are you a cop now?
DDoc
Do you want to be the supervisor that bad?
I am the supervisor. I don't care why you came back, and I don't care if you want to make believe this has nothing to do with Eugene and I don't care if you're lying so much that you actually believe it yourself. But let me make one thing clear. My status is not gonna change and if you don't like the way things are here, you ask to be transferred.
DDoc
Transferred?
Mm-hmm.
DDoc
Out of my house?
Yeah.
S5 E9A Ticket Grows in Brooklyn
GGuy
Oh, come on Officer, that's pretty close. Cut me a break, man. That's close.
Look, the law does not say "pretty close." It doesn't say "somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 feet from a hydrant."
Monroe (to Bosco): You really don't have any connection to your heritage?
Sure I do. I love pizza. I like spaghetti. I like "Goodfellas" and two out of the three "Godfathers." Past that, I'm about as as Italian as you are.
These people didn't see me into a good home and send me birthday presents every year, Doc. They dumped me on the Red Cross' doorstep. The Red Cross, you know, it may be good for a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure that they're not gonna be a blood match for Kylie.
DDoc
So you've never checked the records to see if there was anything there?
Never cared enough.
DDoc
Well, do you care enough now?
S5 E10The Spirit
Audrey (to Sully): Your problem is you forgot. All grown-ups forget.
Forget what?
AAudrey
Do you remember when you believed in Santa Claus? How Christmas Eve was the best ever? A man you didn't know was coming thousands of miles to give you a toy.
It's not real though.
AAudrey
It is to kids. And if everyone could always remember what that feels like...
Man, it's gotta suck to spend Christmas in the hospital, huh?
DDoc
Better than the morgue.
Wow. You've developed this knack for stating the obvious.
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