When I have kids, I'm going to have vehicle locators surgically implanted right in their asses.
What, like a baby Lojack?
Yeah, why not? Your kids are definitely worth more than your Buick.
Faith (as she enters an abandoned building): Do you think a scared little two-year-old girl would want to come in here? I mean, I don't want to come in here, and I've got a gun.
Willy Townsend stole a communion chalice from a church. He stole it from a man that was tryin' to help him. Then Father Goodwin refuses to give the bastard up. Instead, he goes to find Willy to tell him he's forgiven and give him another chance. And then what does Willy do to this man? Maybe the only person on the face of this Earth that gives a damn about him? He breaks a three dollar bottle of Thunderbird over his head, and then proceeds to stab this gentle, loving man over and over again with what's left of the broken bottle. Father Goodwin is supposed to believe in the redemptive power of God's love, to forgive Willy. That's his place in this world. You and me? Our job is to see to it that Willie never hurts anybody else again. Ever.
DDoc
You know, every time I think I couldn't possibly have a lower opinion of you, something else pops up and I like you even less.
You really are a smug bastard, you know that?
DDoc
I got to say, I'm ashamed to know you.
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