Don't do the song, right, I've got some really heavy news about Cliff that's gonna completely blow your mi... what's that smell?
RVRick & Vyvyan
Neil, go away!
[Audience awws.]
Don't patronise me, you bastards! Oh, yeah, let's all sit in rows and ruin Neil's evening!
What's the message, Neil?
Oh, yeah, the message about Cliff, right, er... Cliff's blown out the gig.
What? You mean he's... farted?
No, no, Cliff can't come.
Why?
He's doing time.
They put him in prison for farting?! Right on!
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