Rick, Zip it up, or I'll tell everybody in this room that you've got an iron-on cartoon worm on the front of your Y-fronts that says "Girl Bait".
Oh! So you've been going through my Y-fronts, have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it?
(looks genuinely panicked) Yes! As a matter of fact, I do, Rick! I really, really fancy you, and I wanna give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!
Rick [creeped out]: Urgh! You hear that, Mike? Vyvyan's gone all funny! He says he wants to kiss my bottom!
Oh! Did I say "kiss you on the bottom?" Oh, beg my pardon, I meant to say "stick a pickaxe through your spinal column"!
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