[Rick is lying in bed, looking nervous after he believed he killed Neil. His conscience starts speaking to him.]
Rick... Rick... this is the voice of your conscience speaking.
Zip it! Zip it!
Don't tell me to be shut, you spotty little bastard! I'm your conscience. You killed Neil, didn't you?
No! No! It wasn't me. It was, er, Vyvyan and Mike. They did it and I'm going to tell on them as well!
They didn't bloody well do it! It was you!
Oh, God! Whose side are you on?!
Not bloody yours, matey!
Get out of my head, pooh-hole!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Try and make me, farty breath!
[From the other room.]
Rick, will you tell your conscience to shut it’s mouth?! I'm trying to get some sleep!
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