[spits out the guys' dirty clothes] No way!
Oh, wow! Techno-fear! It's happening again, all the machines are ganging up on me! Vyvyan!
Get out of the way, Neil! Me and machinery have a very special understanding. Now then, don't give me any gyp, you bastard. [All the machines close on them] Oh dear! [clears throat] This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. [to machine] Oh, la-di-dah! Look what I found in my laundry bag! All of Felicity Kendal's underwear, and it needs a good wash!
[opens up] Phwoar!
Now!
[Rick and Mike frantically load the clothes into the machine while Vyvyan and Neil hold it open.]
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