Why didn't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan?
Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do! That's what we agreed when we first came; you do the cooking, I'll look after the plants and the goldfish.
Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Er, sausages! It was a Tuesday.
Yeah, sausages and?
Sausages and plants and goldfish! Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, now you discharge yours.
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