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The Young Ones · Season 1, Episode 15

Mr Bastard, Vyvyan and others in “Unfinished Business”

(Right Bleedin' Bastard sees the television cable hanging out of Vyv's mouth)

BMr Bastard

Ah ha! So you do have a... you little runt!

Vyvyan

[waving] Hello.

BMr Bastard

The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick ya.

Vyvyan

[pointing at the cable] It's a toaster.

BMr Bastard

It's a telly, you yobbo. Give it back, I wanna nick ya!

Mike

Mr Bastard! Mr Bastard! Toaster or telly, the contents of my colleague's stomach are private property and if they get damaged in any way we sue.

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