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Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles: in 3 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Indiana Jones (3)
Scenes with Leo Tolstoy 3
LTLeo Tolstoy
You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass!
I thought you were a giant weazle.
LTLeo Tolstoy
Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you?
I'm not English, I'm American.
LTLeo Tolstoy
That explains it.
You have dogs? So do I. One I mean, her name's Indiana. I haven't seen her in over a year, though. 'Cause we've been traveling so much.
LTLeo Tolstoy
You miss her?
Yeah, you bet I do. Can't wait to see her when we get home. Wonder if she'll still remember me.
LTLeo Tolstoy
Of course she will. Dogs are better than people.
Hey, they were calling you Tolstoy. I think my father has some of your books. Didn't you write that eh, that really big fat one about war?
No kiddin'. My father thinks you're great!
LTLeo Tolstoy
Your dad's an imbicile.
He's usually not wrong about this stuff. You should ask him.
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