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Leo Tolstoy and Indiana Jones in “Travels with Father”

Leo Tolstoy

You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass!

Indiana Jones

I thought you were a giant weazle.

Leo Tolstoy

Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you?

Indiana Jones

I'm not English, I'm American.

Leo Tolstoy

That explains it.

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