Henry Jones quotes from The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles

[scolding Indy] Henry, we are guests in this house.

Guests, Junior. Not rampaging barbarians.

Father, I don't think that he understand your ancient Greek.

Well he should have understood it.

Father, I really doubt if a bus is even gonna come and if it does, there's probably only one a day and, and it's probably already gone!

Junior, you are now being cynical. [beneath his breath] Yes sir. See, after skeptsism comes cynicism.

[Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] I didn't even know you could swim.

There's a lot you don't know about me, Junior. [splashes water at his son] When I was five years old, I used to go swimming in a loch. Now that was cold!

[Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] Father!

What?

You know how you said that we should let ourselves be consumed by nature?

Well, nature is consuming our clothes.

Hey, are you interested in politics?

No not much.

Ah, then you're an idiot.

[brief pause] Thank you, Aristotle.

My pleasure. [laughs]

No, he's right, Junior. Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'.

I'm bored.

Bored? Bored? We're sitting in one of the most fascinating libraries in this part of the world and you're bored?

It's also the only library.

I will not have you bored.

A ladder is made of wood, right?

Yes.

This cage is made out of wood.

So?

Ergo, our cage is a ladder.

We need a ladder, father. Let's turn our cage into a ladder.