Shamrock quotes from The Wire

Yo. Chair ain't recognized your ass.

We done gone so far from Baltimore, we're losing the station. Yo', try a Philly station or some shit like that.

Bodie

The radio in Philly is different?

Nigga, please. You gotta be fucking with me, right? You ain't never heard a station outside of Baltimore?

Bodie

Yo' man, I ain't never left Baltimore except that Boys Village shit one day, and I wasn't tryin' to hear no radio up in that bitch.

Stringer

Yo', Rock.

Huh?

Stringer

Be subtle with it, man. You know what subtle means?

Laid back and shit.

Stringer

[after a botched attempt to dispose guns in Baltimore harbor fails] It ain't enough I gotta be the one thinking this whole shit through. But I gotta be the one looking out for this shit and checking on this, making sure this shit is done. No, that's not enough. That's why they pay CEOs so much money; cause when shit go bad, it fall of them. Everybody else can be ducking and hiding, doing what they fucking wanna do. And when push come to shove, I'm the one that's gotta take the responsibility, and y'all are leaving me very little to work with right now!

Hold up, String-

Stringer

No, that's a very simple thing, my nigga. You drive the guns to the water. You look around, you ain't see anybody, you throw the guns. In the water. Splash.

Slim Charles

But what if they don't cop our re-up, though?

Stringer

Well, I'ma worry about that when it happen. Until then, Mr. Charles, we're going to handle this shit like businessmen, sell the shit, make the profit and later for that gangsta bullshit. [Poot raises his hand.] Yeah.

Poot

Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?

Stringer

Motherfucker, I will punk your ass for sayin such shit!

Yo, String, Poot did have the floor, man.

Stringer

Shut the fuck up, this nigga too ignorant to have the fuckin' floor!

Stringer

What you doing?

Robert's Rules says we got to have minutes of the meeting. These the minutes.

Stringer

Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?