Toby and Andy in “The California 47th”

Toby

Listen to me. We've got all kinds of atmospheric cabin pressure up here. We're a little late, so the Colonel's put the hammer down in a 747. You've got wind shear, downdraft, massive turbulence, not to mention four giant engines burning jet fuel at galactic temperatures. We're standing in a flying death tube! [people look up] No, not the rest of y-y-you, it's just my family. It's fine. Look...

What do you want me to do, step off?

Toby

Also, you've got twins in there; you're basically a minivan. How are you fitting into a seat?

Uh-uh... I saw him first, girls.