Is this a joke? If it's a joke, it's both funny and well-executed, but I think you and I both know that it's not. I send you out to replace Delores Landingham, and that's what you came home with?
Was she...?
She was an alpaca farmer who needed two tries to get her own name.
Well, sir, maybe...
Don't worry about it. I'm gonna get the Personnel Office on it. I got to go change for New York.
[Charlie walks out]
Okay. Okay, that was my fault. I didn't properly prepare you for the meeting. That was bad staff work. Before your next job interview with the President, I'm gonna remind you that you probably don't want to be stoned.
There's gonna be a second interview?
There's gonna be as many as it takes. We're gonna get this right.
Well, let me back you up a second. Have we done the first one yet?
I'm calling a cab now.
Okay.
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