Donna and Josh in “Ways and Means”

Donna

I had a plan! Each box was numbered. There is a piece of paper with a number and a corresponding description of the contents of each box.

Josh

Well, where is the piece of paper? [Donna glares at him.]

Donna

It's... in one of these boxes. I had a plan. I grew up on a farm.

Josh

You grew up in a condo.

Donna

I grew up near a farm. And I was cute and I was peppy. And I always did well on my 19th Century English Literature midterm until you came along and sucked me into your life of crime!

Josh

Hey, I'm not the-

Donna

White collar crime boy! You know what they do to a girl like me on the cell block? I've seen those movies.

Josh

Yeah, me too.

Donna

I bet you have.

Josh

Look-

Donna

Sell my farm girl ass for a carton of Luckys.

Josh

Hey, seriously, you need to sleep for a while.

Donna

I can't yet. 'Cause in one of these boxes are FedEx receipts and mailroom records for any gifts or packages sent to senior staff, [starts yelling] and in one of these boxes is a piece of paper which says which box it's in!

Josh

I'll be in the office.

Donna

Your office is down the corridor about 200 feet from here. Try not to commit any felonies on the way.

Josh

I'll do my best.