He calls you and me the Batman and Robin of speech-writing.
Well, I don't think he does...
He doesn't, but he should, 'cause that's what we are.
Okay.
We're Batman and Robin!
Which one's which?
Look at me, Sam. Am I Robin?
I'm not Robin.
Yes, you are.
Okay, well, let's move off this.
You bet, little friend.
Listen, we're really not Batman and Robin.
No, we'll keep those identities secret. I'm Bruce Wayne, and you're my ward...
Toby...
...Dick something.
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