Stanley, you can ask the questions and you can answer them, but you can't do both at the same time.
Yes, I can.
Why?
Because I know the answers, and I don't work for you.
Is there gonna be a...
How'd you cut your hand?
Stanley...
Nah, how'd you do it?
[We see a flashback of Josh in his apartment, sitting on a couch with a glass.]
I put a glass down.
[Josh breaks the glass in his hand.]
Yeah, I don't think you did.
Stanley, I got home from the thing, I made a drink, I sat down, I pushed the magazine aside to use as a coaster, and I missed the coaster.
You missed the coaster with quite a bit of force.
I work out when I can.
I swear, I am completely unimpressed with clever answers.
And I was so hoping we'd have a second date.
[pause] You're in nine kinds of pain. You don't even know what's going on inside of you. And you are so locked into damage control that you can't...
You diagnosed me in eight hours?
Josh, I diagnosed you in five minutes.
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