“The Black Vera Wang” · Season 3
In this episode: C.J. Cregg (2), Sam Seaborn (2), Josiah Bartlet (1), Bruno Gianelli (1), Ginger (1)
[holding up an envelope] What's this?
I don't know. It's marked "personal."
You don't know who sent it?
There's no return address.
Think it's porn?
I don't know.
'Cause I'm pretty tired, but if it's porn--I mean really good porn--by the way if my innocent joking's making you uncomfortable in any way--
No, I'm hoping it's porn.
This isn't bad, Sam. Let me show you bad. [they walk out to where all the TVs are running the ad]
Oh, God.
It's on free media. Everywhere. All day, all night, for free. You got played, Sam. And you forgot that all warfare is based on deception.
There's no way you're letting me walk out the door, so what is it we're doing?
I'm sorry?
What's your plan for me?
I don't have a plan.
Are you gonna let me drive myself home?
No. [holding up something] I've got your spark plug. Is that what you meant?
You've got my spark plug?
And your battery. Fuel pump, starter relay, timing belt, the ignition fuse. And well also the engine, I guess.
Did you leave me anything?
Wiper fluid. You can clean your windshield. No, actually, you need the battery.
Anything else, Agent Sunshine?
It's Special Agent Sunshine, but that couldn't matter less.
I'm not going to the bunker. There are going to be people who aren't going to the bunker, and when I get out I'm not going to be able to tell them what to do anymore and I like doing that. Let's get Abbey to New Hampshire but I'm not going to the bunker. And if you say I have to, I'm walking across the alley with the Chief Justice and I'm handing John Hoynes my resignation. And as soon as he's sworn in I'm telling him to appoint me his Vice President because I'm not going to the bunker. If the agents come, the agents come, but tell Ron he'd better bring more than a couple of guys.
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