[holding up an envelope] What's this?
I don't know. It's marked "personal."
You don't know who sent it?
There's no return address.
Think it's porn?
I don't know.
'Cause I'm pretty tired, but if it's porn--I mean really good porn--by the way if my innocent joking's making you uncomfortable in any way--
No, I'm hoping it's porn.
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