Dave
Hey, Vicky, what the hell's going on with Hillary? You know, she bought herself some expensive cell phone that I know she can't afford.
Vicky
Oh, no. You don't think she's shoplifting, do you?
Dave
No, no. I mean, she wears her clothes so tight, I mean, where would she hide anything? I don't know, but she's up to something, okay? Something's going on with her. Haven't you noticed that she's always on the phone, she's always text messaging, and she's being so secretive?
Vicky
Oh, my God! You don't think she's... a teenager?
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