Dave (to Vicky): What, you've actually thought about breaking up with me?
Vicky
Honey, I share a bathroom with you. I think about breaking up with you every morning.
Dave
No, no, seriously, tell me, have you actually thought about breaking up with me? Because I can't think of one reason why anyone would want to break up with me.
Vicky
(laughs) Trust me, there have been situations.
Dave
Yeah? Well, tell me one.
Vicky
How about the time when I was pregnant with Hillary and my water broke & your first instinct was to criticize me because I ruined the upholstery of your Camaro.
Dave
It was a new car!
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