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The War at Home · Season 1, Episode 15

Dave and Vicky in “Unfinished Business”

Vicky (to Dave): Did you open a new credit card without telling me?

Dave

Honey, after 17 years, I don't even take off my pants without telling you.

Vicky

Well, you gotta call the credit card company right away, because if you didn't open it and I didn't open it, then it could be identity theft.

Dave

Yeah, right, like anyone would want my identity.

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