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The War at Home · Season 1, Episode 15

Vicky and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

Dave (to Vicky): Are you, huh? Are you pregnant? Is that what you're telling me? Are you telling me that you're pregnant?

Vicky

Well, all three times I had to tell you that, I made you a nice meal and got you all liquored up first.

Dave

Yeah, well, I'm hungry and sober, so...

Vicky

I'm not pregnant.

Dave

Thank God! Wait a second. Why would you even think you're pregnant? You're on the pill, right? You are on the pill, aren't you?

Vicky

Technically, no.

Dave

Technically? Vicky, come on, I don't want "technically." Okay, we already have three accidents. I mean, Allstate won't even insure that uterus, okay?

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