Vicar?
Mm-hm?
What are you looking forward to more than anything else at Christmas this year?
Well, my highlights are going to be Jurassic Park and the Queen's Speech, written this year by Ruby Wax, I believe. And what about you?
I'm totally excited about your first Christmas sermon; it, it's just going to be an experience I'll never forget.
Alice, my first Christmas sermon was last Christmas.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. It's not your fault, you probably just chose a boring subject.
What, the birth of Jesus Christ? Otherwise known as the greatest story ever told.
Yeah, first time you hear it. But after that, it gets a bit predictable, innit? Man and woman get to inn, inn full, baby is born in manger, angels sing on high blah blah blah.
You have forgotten to mention that that baby is in fact the Son of God.
Oh yeah, that is a nice twist.
A nice twist?!
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