(While delivering chocolate eggs in a bunny costume, Geraldine runs into another full sized bunny)
David!
Vicar! What are you doing?
I'm the Easter Bunny!
You can't be! I'm the Easter Bunny. I promised Letitia Cropley I'd do it.
Well, so did I!
Mad bat must have forgotten she'd already asked me. How demeaning! After all the time I've spent on these bloody ears! (Puts his rabbit head back on.)
I must say, you look surprisingly cute in that.
Shut up.
What a sexy little tail! (Gives it a squeeze.)
Stop that! I suggest we keep very quiet about this. You do one end of the village and I'll do the other. It will remain our secret.
Fair enough. Are you sure you don't want to come back to my burrow afterwards for a bit of bunny funny business?
Quite sure.
(They turn the corner and gasp as they are confronted with the sight of Owen and about a dozen other Easter Bunnies)
Oh hell! Any more and we'll be able to stage a production of WATERSHIP BLOODY DOWN!!
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