You know that stuff that they're selling now at the local shop?
Which stuff?
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yeah, well, I believe that is the idea, yeah.
Then yesterday I went to Kirkenden and I bought this other stuff, like a sort of home brand, you know.
Yes?
And, you know, I can't believe it's not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Mmmm?
[pause]
I'm losing you now.
Oh, right. Well, you know I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think it is butter.
No, no. I mean, you know the stuff that I can't believe is not butter is called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?
Probably, yeah, yeah.
Well, I can't believe the stuff that is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. And I can't believe that both I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe... they both might be butter... in a cunning disguise. And, in fact, there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was.
Yeah. You see, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure God does and is intrigued by the whole thing.
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