David Horton and Geraldine in “Unfinished Business”

David Horton

What was that socialist tract you were spouting from the pulpit last week?

Geraldine

I've got a feeling it was the Sermon on the Mount.

David Horton

Jesus did not tell rich people to give all their money away.

Geraldine

I think you'll find he did actually!

David Horton

Nonsense. What did he say to the sick man? "Take up thy bed and walk." In other words "Help yourself". "On your bike."

Geraldine

Are you trying to establish a direct spiritual link between Jesus Christ and Norman Tebbit?

David Horton

You can't deny there are similarities.

Geraldine

[Loudly] There bloody are not!