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The Vicar of Dibley · Season 1, Episode 15

David Horton and Hugo Horton in “Unfinished Business”

(On deciding to rally the parish council against the appointment of a female vicar)

David Horton

They don't call me Sportin' Horton for nothing!

Hugo Horton

I didn't know they called you Sportin' Horton. I thought they called you Dirty David due to your enormous collection of Victorian porno-

David Horton

Oh for goodness sake! Shut up!

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