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The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

The Alchemist and Dr. Orpheus in “Unfinished Business”

Let me ask you a question.

Sure.

It's the...Bewitched question.

Oh, yes. Why didn't Darrin let Samantha just make them magically rich so he wouldn't have to be a workaday whipping boy?

Yeah. Where do you stand on that one?

I can't make you rich, Al.

I don't want that. It's just that...you know how I can tell if people are telling the truth. It's one of my gifts. Hank has this case...

I've noticed you've been...palling around with the young lad.

That kid knows how to have fun, Orpheus. You could learn something from him. Anyway, in this case we got going, everyone is telling the truth, and none of it adds up. I...I kind of wanna help him.

Well, we have these powers. They are a part of us, and we should never be ashamed or afraid to use them for good.

So, you'd...

I would make Darrin filthy rich, turn Mr. Tate into a donkey, tell Endora to get a life, and blind that nosey Mrs. Kravitz!

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