The Guild of Calamitous Intent is antagonist relations only.
So who handles the good guys?
Whoa! (offended) I think the less hurtful term is protagonists.
Oh. Yes. Sorry. Who handles the protagonists?
What, are you serious? OSI! Duh!
Can you patch me through?
Oh, sure. (laughing) Just let me get my red phone! The hotline!
No, I'll shine the OSI signal!
No no, if we really believe, click our heels together and-
Okay, okay! I get it! (hangs up)
Newbie. Did you see his creepy little body?!
Oh my god, when you were a kid, did you ever make G.I. Joe hump Rainbow Brite ?
Yeah.
He's what their kid would've looked like.
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