How many you have fathers? Show of hands.
[All of the children, save one, raise their hands.]
Hey, kid. Why's your hand not up? What, no father? You don't look like Jesus, bro!
My daddy died. While I was sleeping.
Oh, well you had a father. So now you're fuckin' free, man! C'mon, I wanna see those hands up! *gasp* Wait a minute. Action Johnny's hand isn't up! Does he not have a father? NO!!! Fathers are loving and caring and protective men, and I don't have one of those! But who cares, man? (breaking down) Who cares, who cares, who cares!? Maybe I did kill the dog! Maybe I was the Lizard Man who stole your precious serum! You loved that serum more than you loved me!! (falling to his knees) FATHER!!!! FATHER!!!!!
[Brock and Dr. Venture watch from a distance.]
I liked him better when he was strung out. Poor bastard.
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