[The Order of the Triad put on a safety sketch...]
Killin' Blackulas with a sword is cool. But you know what's really cool? Safety!
The Order of the Triad have many strange and mysterious enemies!
Enemies...of safety!
One of our enemies is invisible!
And he can enter any home through the ground! He's waiting for you right now in the basement!
His name is Radon! And he will give you lung cancer!
Lung cancer? But, Al, I don't smoke!
Of course you don't, Jefferson! Because smoking is more evil than the hoary denizens of the Underworld! And if you did smoke, we'd know it. Because we have a SMOKE DETECTOR in every room!
With fresh batteries! Remember: if your smoke detector doesn't work, the silence...
Could be deadly!
[They bow. As they look up, they notice that all of the children have gone.]
When did we lose 'em?
That was my fault. I really hit them with that "radon" part.
We never get to my song!
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