You see, Brock Samson, we're all one. We all share the same need for shelter, warmth, fulfillment. The secret of happiness lies not in conquest, but in empathy.
[The dolphin is speared in the back and ripped out from under Brock, then drawn up into the belly button of what appears to be a very large and very naked woman, though her face is obscured]
Wooooaaah. Better dolphin!
[The 'Woman' Leans forward, revealing 'Her' true face]
Samson!!
Hunter?!
What is all this namby-pamby feel bad about good wet work bullshit?! You're beyond good and evil, Superman! You work for the government.
What about uhhh, humanity and empathy and all that garbage?
Who cares? You're going to special ops heaven.
Really?
Really! And it's god damned great! [He flies upwards, clutching Brock to him] The G-Man Valhalla! There's trim and guns everywhere. And we eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets!
[Hugging one of Hunter's gigantic Breasts] But you're not even dead. You're a woman!
And you're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United States of shut your third god damned eye for a good fucking reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!
[Brock awakens]
DON'T! HUNT!
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