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The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

Lincoln's Ghost, Hank and others in “Unfinished Business”

LSLincoln's Ghost

(knocks over a tiny statue of himself) Damnation! Forcefield, I didn't see that one coming! Sorry, Dean. Okay, okay! New plan...

(points at statue) Well, you just KO'd Uncle Sam! Why can't you just do that to an astronaut and his mom?

LSLincoln's Ghost

That's not Uncle Sam, it's me! Wouldn't lay a glove on it if it weren't. I can only move things in the material world that bear my image. Wait! That penny in your pocket, Dean! I was able to get that through the forcefield! That's it!

We build a gun made out of pennies!

LSLincoln's Ghost

Exactly! Wait, no, that's insane! But I have another idea! Boys, I need five dollar bills. Scores of them, 10 score at least!

How are we gonna find that many.

How, how. What are you, an owl? He can make it with his magic!

GAGhost of Abraham Lincoln

For the last time, Hank, I'm a ghost, not a genie. You two must find a way!

Wait, does it matter if it's the new fives or the old ones.

LSLincoln's Ghost

I... prefer the new ones? But, whatever! Go! Go!!

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