Microchip! Microchip! It's in the back of his head! His mother is using it to control him and she's going to make him assassinate the president!
It just sounds a little far-fetched.
Yeah, thank you, I'm glad you said it.
Didn't either of you see The Manchurian Candidate? Not even the remake with Denzel? Come on, I've been dead for seven score years and even I—
Who is this guy?
Abraham Lincoln! Sixteenth president of the United States! Come on, you're kidding me!
Yeah, didn't you learn anything in bed?
All right. All right, how 'bout this? I'm the five dollar bill guy.
You invented the five dollar bill?
Yes, Hank. (shaking his head in resignation) Yes, I did. Dean, you seem to be a little more on the ball here. Help me stop Manstrong.
Why do you need us?
Because I'm immaterial. Look at this. (Passes arm through Hank and Dean.) It's a no go! I need to possess one of your bodies. Just for a little while. Until I can stop him. Will one of you do that for me? For the Union?
Not it!
Not it!
OnetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenJINX! You owe me a coke!
Aww.
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