(entering her room, where Orpheus is opening her closet door to reveal a supernatural portal) I knew it!
(flustered) Pumpkin! What are you doing in... your room? Shouldn't you be... not in your room?
My whole life I've been afraid of that closet! There's always these weird lights and something that smells like a burning Band-aid.
Brimstone. Okay fine, porthole to the burning nowhere, you got me.
Dad! I thought I was going crazy! I mean, I'm still afraid of the closet! Still! I wear the same thing every day because of that closet!
Well, how was I to know?! Come now, Archie and his indolent companion Jughead wear the same clothes every day. I thought it was an adolescent phase of yours.
Great. My closet is the door to hell.
The Necropolis. A porthole to the Necropolis. It had to be on the south side of the apartment, and since you had to have a private bathroom... oh, this is never... (he seizes her head) SLEEP!!
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