(Hank is removing posters from his wall)
What are you doing with Danica Patrick?
I'm over her, you want this?
Nah, not my type.
Wanna keep the Fun-Tak at least?
(Dean shakes his head no)
Whoa, not Mary Lou Retton too! What's going on with you?
(sighs) Dean, Dean. I sometimes forget that you're younger than me.
By a lousy four minutes!
Then maybe in four minutes you'll understand. It took a real woman to finally show me that these girls, fine atheletes and easy on the eye both, were but the mere crushes of a boy. And you, my friend, are looking at....a man.
(gasps) You finally got 'em?
(covering his crotch) A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.
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