Did you lift anything heavy?
(in extreme pain) I told you, it's not a hernia.
Were you roughhousing with your brother?
Nooo.
(suddenly, in horror) Oh dear god... You two haven't been... experimenting with inappropriate touching-
No! Gross!
I know you've been seeing a lot of that little tramp who lives next door. Lord knows what kind of diseases that hussy carries.
(groans, still in acute testicular pain) It's getting worse!
Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus any more. I don't approve of the way she dresses! Girls like that are usually on the dope. (gasps) Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?! You can tell me! - I'm hip!
Daa-ad!! Why are you doing this?! I don't know what I did!! Suddenly it just felt like someone kicked me in the rocks, and- and they never took their foot away!
Alright Dean, you're going to have to pull down your pants. I have to palpate the region.
Please dad! Please, please, please don't feel me up!
I'm going to palpate, Dean. This isn't any fun for me either. Do you want me to get H.E.L.P.eR. to do it? Is that better for you? A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws. Is that what you want?
Ahhhuh!!I want a doctor!!
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