I mean, I see you standing there, and don't get me wrong, you look good. I remember the sex we had, and it was good sex...just doesn't mean anything to me anymore.
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You're that serial killer, aren't you? The Son of Sam.
Son of Giuseppe, but close enough.
Wait. What do you mean you took her to New York?
And that tone is the reason I didn't pick up the phone the first 20 times you called.
Where is she now?
Out exploring. Maybe she's eating a hot dog or vendor.
(Caroline is drinking the left behind alcohol while cleaning up)
Desperate times I take it.
What are you doing here?
Not judging you for starters, although if you are determined to get drunk, then perhaps I might recommend something a little more sanitary. (Caroline drinks the alcohol she found) Well, then. You showed me.
Shouldn't you be out chasing Tyler to the ends of the earth, or are there still some hopes and dreams you want to crush around here?
Depends. Do you happen to know where the young Brutus is?
I know where he's not... with me. And he gave Matt the deed to the house, so he's gone for good.
(nodding as he walks closer) Tyler made it his life's mission to kill me. You can't hate me for driving him away.
Oh, I can and I do.
Look. Silas wants to die and be reunited with his one true love, but he's supernatural, so if he takes the cure and dies, he gets stuck on the other side.
How Shakespearian.
But if he destroys the other side altogether, he can take the cure, die, and pass on. But in destroying it, every dead supernatural being will return to our side.
That means every werewolf, every witch, every vampire. I wonder how many of those you personally killed. Care yet?
You got Lexied?
You're not even covering your tracks. We heard about you back in Mystic Falls.
So Stefan sent you. Hmm. I though we were on the off part of our endless on-again, off-again, eternity-of-misery cycle.
Wow, she [Lexi] sounds dreadful.
She had a Mother Teresa complex.
So let me guess. After many dark nights with Lexi, she convinced you to turn your emotions back on, and that's exactly what you plan to do with me. Hmm.
You read the last page of a book first, too?
How's the cure search going?
Ah. Not great. I mean, it's no massacre in the making, but Rebekah trailed us here. Then in addition to my buddy being a brilliant identity thief, he's also a hoarder.
What are you trying to find?
Will had a repeat customer, 5'7" brunette. Said she was a runner.
Katherine.
Turns out I was helping her run from me. Ironic. Problem is I'm pretty sure that this filing system goes by birthdate, but I can't for the life of me remember Katherine's.
June 5, 1473.
And that, brother, is why you are the better boyfriend.
Do you even know how to read a map?
Yes, and do you know who taught me? My friend Magellan.
Wow! You had a friend. Was he drawn to your darkness, too?
Actually, I was referring to Damon and Elena when I said that, but clearly it struck a chord with you.
It's because it's not true! There is no allure to darkness.
(earnestly) Really? So you've never felt the attraction that comes when someone who's capable of doing terrible things for some reason cares only about you?
I did once, when I thought he was worth it, but it turns out some people can't be fixed.
Damon, what did you do?
Lets just say it involves a 5'7" brunette and her blonde accomplice.
Please don't tell me this is going where I think it is.
Wrong fantasy, brother. Unless you're into betrayal and snapped necks.
That explains it. Your switch is flipped.
Ugh. Would you mind? I can't even hear my prey over your constant babbling.
So let me guess. After many dark nights with Lexi, she convinced you to turn your emotions back on, and that's exactly what you plan to do with me. Hmm.
You read the last page of the book first, too? I'm gonna go get a drink. Many drinks. (goes to the bar)
So you really buy all this?
Not one bit. I know he's after the cure. I'm not stupid.
Well, let's not say things we don't mean.
(as they search Shane's office) What are we even looking for?
Well, if Shane really was working with Silas, chances are he was helping him plan his next move.
Where, on his evil villain to-do list? 'Steal blood, perform 3 massacres, pick up dry cleaning'?
Actually, not to nit-pick, but we evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning, that sort of thing.
(to Stefan about Klaus) Why is he necessary again?
Well, we don't know what Silas can do, so if we do have to go head to head with him, an Original hybrid who can't die might come in handy.
Besides, Stefan and I work well together, or at least we did in the twenties.
You dragged me all the way to New York because you were feeling nostalgic?
No, I dragged you to New York because in a matter of three days, you managed to piss off everyone in Mystic Falls. A little more difficult to do in a city of millions.
(shrugging) I was hungry.
You were reckless.
Emotionless. There's a difference.
Look, all that matters is that when I lived here, I fed like crazy and had a blast and went undetected for years.
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