Now unless you are interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich, I suggest you make yourself scarce.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Who are you again?
JJamie
The guy who lives out back, you know. The one you're not related to.
Right.
JJamie
Caroline and I had a little talk.
Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.
JJamie
Maybe, but I needed it.
I stole it from Nik, who stole it from a queen. Not sure which one.
What the hell are you doing here?
Just making sure the witch didn't turn you into a toad, or a block of salt.
Well, when Bonnie gets back, she can snap her fingers or wave her hands or whatever, and make the herbs bloom.
Morning, sunshine.
Hey. How's Alaric?
Indecent, but fine.
Does that mean there were no issues last night?
Nope, slept like a baby, woke up Alaric, no headlines about dead council members.
Then why do I feel like you're hiding something from me?
Well, maybe because you're being paranoid and control freaky. What'd you bring me? Ooh, chocolate muffins. You know what they say, the way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.
They're not for you.
Fine. Keep convincing yourself that you're still mad at me. But sadly, Ric is gonna have to miss Elena time today. You know, lockdown and all.
Just, take it to him and tell him I miss him, okay?
We use the quarterback to distract her. Just keep her talking.
How?
Act interested. She's lonely, desperate.
Clearly, she slept with you.
No last minute attacks of pity for any of them.
Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.
Barbie?
Oh, Im ready. Anything that will free Tyler of his sire bond to Klaus.
Lost boy?
Do I have a choice?
Good point.
I mean did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
I wouldn't let it bother you, love.
Well, it does bother me. You bother me.
I miss well-adjusted Stefan.
Nik, he's my play thing, not yours.
RRebeka
The Salvatore's may fight like dogs but in the end, they would die for each other. At least they know what family means. You destroyed ours.
I wanted a family. They just didn't want me. And now, we're unlinked. We're no longer responsible for each other.
You haven't said much since you got home.
Ill be a ball of sunshine once Damon get Alarik's stake back. Promise.
Are you telling me that your vampire hating alter-ego has a stake that can kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?
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