Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light.
Wait... what?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple archaeological terms: it’s a really, really old story.
Mikael (to Klaus): Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive, boy.
How does he look?
Pasty and pouty.
He'll have to get over it.
She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here, Ric. I've got this.
Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
He’s a vampire. We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans and their silly little lives.
Okay, time to fess up. What's the point of the jailbreak?
I thought you needed a hug, Stefan.
He's my brother. And I'm immortal. Shall I spend an eternity alone instead?
If you come after my brother, I will rip you apart. And I get my temper from my father.
Careful, Stefan. Your humanity's showing.
Careful, Damon. Your humanity's showing.
(sighs) Damon, seriously?
We got Mikael.
What? How?
No idea. I guess Katherine came through. The plan's in motion.
(looks surprised)
See? I told you I had it. Go ahead - kick, yell, scream. I'm sure you've been planning your rant all day.
I'm not gonna yell at you.
Why not? I went behind your back, freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger dick than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a dick that’s on our side.
I'm not mad. I'm tired. I just-- I want to go to bed.
You know, I think Mikael's weapon is a stake, because he mentioned something about it...
Well, then they must have carved it from the white oak tree before they burned it down.
So I was right. After all that, the wall led us to Mikael.
It led us to more than just that. I think I got Rebekah on our side, too.
Really? What'd you learn from here?
I learned that she's just a girl. That she lost her mom too young, and she loves blindly and recklessly - even if it consumes her. You know, when all is said and done...there's nothing more important than the bond of family.
(scoffs) You should tell that to my brother.
I'm not mad at you for letting him out, Damon. I think that you're gonna be the one to save him from himself. It won't be because he loves me. It'll be because he loves you.
I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Really? What is it?
Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
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