I need to talk to you.
And why do I need to talk to you? (tries to shut the door)
(trying to convince Damon) Tyler has to kill someone to activate his curse. He's not a werewolf yet.
Wow, fascinating. Not enough. (tries to shut the door again)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wow. Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.
If we start believing in supernatural witchy-woo from picture book, we’re idiots. Where is the stone now?
Tyler.
Can you get it?
Yeah.
See, now your life has purpose.
So you do believe it?
This is the same book that says that a werewolf bite kills a vampire. Ignoring it would make me an even bigger idiot.
Katherine’s with Mason Lockwood?
We missed it. He got into town right after she did. It makes perfect sense.
I know, but Mason Lockwood? Werewolf thing aside, the guy’s a surfer. She’s gotta be using him. She has to be.
Using him for what?
Mason Lockwood’s looking for a moon stone that allegedly can break the full moon werewolf curse. Maybe Katherine wants it as well.
Why?
Well,...no idea. It’s the beauty of Katherine. She’s always up to something.
She’s this amazing girl one minute and then this raging jealous freak the next.
Look, you know what I think of Caroline Forbes. She’s an insecure, neurotic, bitchy little twit.
Hey!
But the girl’s got heart. She means well. Just gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.
What do you want?
A favor.
Like that’s going to happen.
So predictable. That’s why I brought him.
I know how you feel about helping us out, but since you’re the one that linked Mason with Katherine, we finally have an opportunity to get an upper hand on both of them, so just hear us out.
Pretty please.
I’m listening.
(looks at his phone) I have to fill Elena in on what’s going on. (To Damon) Can you play nice, please?
I guess.
Let’s talk about that little witchy ju-ju thing you do with me. You know, the fun one where my brain bursts into flames? What is that?
That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go 'pop'. But you heal quickly, so I do it over and over again.
Is it vampire-specific?
It’d work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.
Good. Good, good.
Damon. I’m not going to help you hurt him.
Mason Lockwood’s a werewolf. Katherine’s evil. They’re the bad guys. Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you another way: they’re a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are going to get over yourself and help us.
Yeah, he meant that as a question with a “please” on the end.
Absolutely.
Here, grab that corner.
Why? What are we doing?
I don't wanna stain the carpet.
I knew you were going to say something like that.
You're judging again.
(burns Mason with a hot iron) You can hurt. Good to know. I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain. (seeing Mason's wound healing) Oh, but you heal quickly. Not good. Guess I’ll just have to keep applying pain.
So where did you two meet? She seduced you, told you she loved you? You're supernatural so she can't compel you. I'm sure she used her other charms. Katherine's good that way.
What do you want with the moonstone?
Screw you.
ERRRRRR! Wrong Answer!
I'm getting it for Katherine.
Why?
She's going to use it to lift the curse.
Of the moon? Now, why would a vampire help a werewolf break a curse that keeps them from turning whenever they want?
So I wouldn't have to turn anymore.
Why?
Because she loves me.
Awww. (laughs) Now I get it. You're just stupid. Katherine doesn't love you. She's using you, you moron.
I'm done talking.
Yes you are.
Damon...
You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf - he’d kill me the first chance he got. So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
I love her.
Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.
All this for that?
Yup. I see you've exercised your usual restraint.
Had to be done.
Let's get rid of the body.
Ooo, last number dialed. I wonder who that could possibly be..
No, no, no. Don't provoke her.
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