I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Elena, this thing blows up in our face, just remember only one of us heals quickly.
I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of weird vampire threesome with her son.
Matt is an innocent, good person, who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.
This is a sire thing, isn't it? Please tell me this is some weird family extension of your sire bond with Klaus.
I'm here hanging streamers and have glitter all over my hands. If I'm sired to anybody, it's you.
It's very...Katherine of you.
Not the way to make me feel better about myself, Damon.
It was a compliment. Sort of.
Do you trust me?
Yes.
Then you have nothing to worry about.
I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
MMikael
Well, technically you could still offer.
Why feed on vampires? Don't tell it's for the smooth after taste.
MMikael
I had a hand in creating vampires, but bloodlust was never my intention. Over the centuries I learned to feed from the predator, not the innocent.
Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.
TTYyler
What are you talking about?
(gesturing to the kids at the party) I want you to look around. There is Bonnie, there is Elena and Matt and there's your pretty little girlfriend Caroline. Epic dance was wrecked tonight and who came through with the party? You did
HHybrid
Invite only, vampire.
Here's my RSVP. (pulls out his heart) Hybrid.
What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me!
You’re not supposed to kill Tyler!
MMikael
(surprised) Katherine.
(pulls the pins out of two wolfsbane grenades) Kaboom.
Hey, Damon, look at me. Hey! We'll survive this. We always survive.
We're never getting Stefan back. You know that, don't you?
Then we'll have to let him go. Okay? We'll let him go.
Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in. (shrugs) Sometimes I let it.
We thought of everything, Elena! Klaus having hybrids. Mikael turning on us. We brought in Katherine so you weren`t in danger. Anything that could have gone wrong, we were prepared!
I don`t understand. Stefan wanted Klaus dead. More than anything. That`s what we were counting on.
We blew it.
Where`s Katherine?
She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad.
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